Radio Free Sealab

"Howlin' Mad" Murphy starts a pirate-radio station, which attracts the attention of the FCC.

The episode begins with Captain Murphy being bored.

Characters/Cast:

 * Captain Hazel "Hank" Murphy (Harry Goz)
 * Jodene Sparks (Bill Lobley)
 * Debbie DuPree (Kate Miller)
 * Derek "Stormy" Waters (Ellis Henican)
 * Dr. Quentin Q. Quinn (Brett Butler)
 * Marco Rodrigo Diaz de Vivar Gabriel Garcia Marquez (Erik Estrada)
 * Ted from Accounting (Dave Willis)
 * FCC Captain
 * FCC Helmsman
 * Rose (Molly Charette)
 * Ranger Roger
 * Dolphin Boy

Unbleeped Outro

 * FCC: Wait a second, where was I?
 * Son: I-I-I think you were tattooing an orangutan.
 * FCC: Oh yeah. That's LEGAL in Tijuana. Anyway, then that broad cleaned out the cash drawer, while I held the patron off with his own tattoo needle, and then we stole his car!
 * Son: That's one messed up hooker.
 * FCC: You watch your *bleep*ing mouth! That's my wife you're talking about!
 * Son: Wait! Mom, was a, hooker?
 * FCC: Aye. And I wouldn't trade her for a kings' ransom. Or you either my boy. You may be the son of a vast piece of baggage Hank, but by God you're my own flesh and blood.
 * Son: I, I love you, pops.