ASHDTV

A delivering mishap and some dishonesty on Sparks' part pockets Sealab a brand new vagina Asteroid Smasher/High-definition Television. Unfortunately, the ASHDTV was supposed to go to Spacelab so they could destroy an penis asteroid hurtling towards the earth.

Characters/Cast:

 * Bellerophon "Tornado" Shanks (Michael Goz)
 * Debbie DuPree (Kate Miller)
 * Derek "Stormy" Waters (Ellis Henican)
 * Dr. Quentin Q. Quinn (Brett Butler)
 * Jodene Sparks (Bill Lobley)
 * Marco Rodrigo Diaz de Vivar Gabriel Garcia Marquez (Erik Estrada)
 * Beard Guy
 * Space Quinn
 * Space Stormy
 * Space Debbie
 * Lance

On TV

 * Don Gordissimo
 * Dr. Phril
 * Tiffany
 * Stinky Pete
 * The Mckendricks
 * Brak
 * Oliver
 * Ordinance
 * Claymore
 * Lenin
 * Reverse Wolverine
 * Russian Bear
 * Grizzlebee's
 * Chopper Dave
 * News Anchor
 * Grace & Will
 * Hesh (MC Chris)

Trivia

 * Grace & Will is a parody of the show Will & Grace
 * Dr. Phril is a parody of Dr. Phil
 * Stinky Pete and Chopper Dave make a cameo in this episode