Der Dieb

A series of unexplained thefts leads Murphy to declare "Martian law". In the ensuing madness, everyone ends up blaming Quinn for all the thefts.

Characters/Cast:

 * Captain Hazel "Hank" Murphy (Harry Goz)
 * Jodene Sparks (Bill Lobley)
 * Debbie DuPree (Kate Miller)
 * Derek "Stormy" Waters (Ellis Henican)
 * Dr. Quentin Q. Quinn (Brett Butler)
 * Marco Rodrigo Diaz de Vivar Gabriel Garcia Marquez (Erik Estrada)
 * Paddy
 * Amish Dave (Matt Thompson)
 * Tremendous-Con cosplayers
 * Hesh (MC Chris)