All That Jazz

Captain Murphy unlocks and enters several security doors to access a private Bebop Cola machine. He becomes trapped under the machine, unable to move. No one comes to his aid, because they are all at an MC Chris concert. During Murphy's imprisonment under the machine, several things happen to him over and over: a scorpion stings him, the machine spits a soda into his face knocking out some teeth, a small cleaning robot arrives to sweep up the teeth. As several days pass Murphy becomes addicted to the scorpion venom, and the scorpion starts helping him by bringing the sodas to his mouth.

After about a year of imprisonment under the machine, Murphy loses his mind (and his last tooth). The scorpion (whom Murphy names Ben) lays eggs in Murphy's navel, but then fights the Cleaning Robot (now wearing a necklace of all of Murphy's lost teeth), and loses. Murphy, engraged at the loss of Ben, turns into the Hulk, strong enough to throw the Soda Machine against a wall.

The Sealab crew returns, having spent the year as roadies for MC Chris, (and Debbie is pregnant). They are then surprised to see the Hulk Murphy, covered with baby scorpions, and the remains of the cleaning robot on his head, and an armload of soda. He exclaims "BEBOP COLA, GOOD!"

At that point the animation ends, and it turns out the whole cartoon was an advertising pitch for Bebop Cola. The executive isn't impressed, so the two advertises propose their second plan. A billboard in space where the whole world will see it. Although it'll cause catastrophic tidal waves, it's ok, because kids like surfing, right? As it would attract the demographic they're looking for, the executive (played by George Lowe) declares "Gentleman, surf's up!"

The episode ends with the advertisers and board members dancing to MC Chris's "Fett's Vette"

Characters/Cast:

 * Captain Hazel "Hank" Murphy (Harry Goz)
 * Jodene Sparks (Bill Lobley)
 * Debbie DuPree (Kate Miller)
 * Derek "Stormy" Waters (Ellis Henican)
 * Dr. Quentin Q. Quinn (Brett Butler)
 * Marco Rodrigo Diaz de Vivar Gabriel Garcia Marquez (Erik Estrada)
 * Ben
 * Cleaning Robot
 * Bebop Cola (Adam Reed)

Live-action Cast:

 * Dick (George Lowe)
 * Ad Pitcher #1 (MC Chris)
 * Ad Pitcher #2 (Matt Thompson)
 * John Builder (Himself)
 * Charles Finnell (Himself)
 * Roy Binder (Himself)
 * Doris Geller (Herself)
 * Betty Brooks (Herself)
 * Debbie Wrege (Herself)
 * Lee Duncan (Himself)
 * Damon Frost (Himself)
 * Roy Clark (Himself)
 * Nelson Barnes (Himself)

Secret Access Code
934 Texas