Casinko

Sealab is in danger of crashing into an ancient American Indian burial ground. A Native American named John Bear promises to save the vessel (via dance) in exchange for the construction of a casino in Sealab's mess hall. Throughout the episode, Shanks tries to get John Bear to perform a dance to stop the sinking. Meanwhile, Dr. Quinn gets addicted to gambling again. Sealab ends up sinking and John Bear reveals that he was not an actual Native American after all but rather a Native American pretending to be a a white man that was pretending to be a Native American to teach Shanks a lesson in “Double Reverse Racism”.

Characters/Cast:

 * Bellerophon "Tornado" Shanks (Michael Goz)
 * Dr. Quentin Q. Quinn (Brett Butler)
 * Derek "Stormy" Waters (Ellis Henican)
 * Jodene Sparks (Bill Lobley)
 * Debbie DuPree (Kate Miller)
 * John Bear (Jeremy Schwartz)
 * Sharko
 * Lance
 * Dolphin Boy
 * Hotties (Tiffany Morgan)
 * Hesh (MC Chris)
 * Dr. Virjay (Adam Reed)
 * Old Women (Patti French)
 * Security Guard

Deaths

 * 1) Virjay is shot in the head with multiple arrows

Trivia

 * The Trail Of Beers restaurant and bar is a reference to the Trail of Tears.
 * Buffalo Chips refers to both poker chips and buffalo dung.
 * The Five Jew Bankers appear in the “We’re Only Joking Song” coming out of the Offensive Joke Machine. The gay guy, and Marco driving a truck also come out of the machine.