Moby Sick

Quinn is struck with a moral dilemma when Abelard, a whale dying of asbestos-caused "whale cancer," begs Quinn to euthanize him. Environmentalists insist on saving his life, while a few people insist euthanasia is the best option. Dolphin Boy takes up the banner of Odontocetian Pride against the intrusion of the inferior Mysticetians, vowing to kill Abelard. Marco discovers that Abelard's cancer is delicious, and proceeds to eat it all out of him at the end of the episode, as a skinhead Dolphin Boy jumps onto him with a harpoon and Debbie DuPree chains herself to the swiftly sinking whale.

Characters/Cast:

 * Bellerophon "Tornado" Shanks (Michael Goz)
 * Dr. Quentin Q. Quinn (Brett Butler)
 * Derek "Stormy" Waters (Ellis Henican)
 * Jodene Sparks (Bill Lobley)
 * Debbie DuPree (Kate Miller)
 * Abelard (Chuck D)
 * Dick's Cousin
 * Oliver
 * Griffin
 * Mayor F. Whale
 * Dr. Virjay
 * Phil O'Malley (Jeremy Schwartz)
 * Robot Battle Master
 * Dolphin Boy
 * Ed Mundy (Himself)
 * Mack Williams (Himself)
 * Eskimos (Jeremy Schwartz and ?)
 * Whale cancer man (Jeremy Schwartz)

Deaths

 * Abelard is eaten from the inside out by Marco
 * One of the protestors is killed by having a sign rammed into his chest

Trivia

 * Two cans of Mingus Dew and a can of Gilberto Grape from “All That Jazz” makes an appearance in the refrigerator in the Whale Cancer commercial.
 * The Whale Cancer commercial is a parody of Kool Aid commercials.
 * The giant ro-battle is a parody of Japanese game shows such as Takeshi’s Castle.
 * The debate segment on the news parodies debates shows on news channels.
 * Mayor F. whale approving the message is a parody of political commercials where the candidate says their name and that they approve the message before the political ad.
 * Abelard telling Quinn that to get his lips to move they rubbed his gums with asbestos parodies a fact that to get M.r Edto talk, they rubbed peanut butter on his gums.
 * One of the eskimos telling Quinn that they have over 50 emoticons for snow is a parody of how the Inuit language has may words for different types of snow.
 * Marco shouting “F’ yeah!” is a spoof of Kool Aid Man’s catchphrase “Oh, yeah!”